{"product_id":"goldilocks-paperback","title":"Goldilocks - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eChristian Jay Ashliman\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA story born where the wheels hit the pavement and the pen scribbles ink. Goldilocks is a tale of human endeavor-to stop waiting for the soup of life to taste juuuust right and instead engage here and now. Filled with moments of irony, juxtaposition, satire, and urgent rawness, the author drags you kicking and screaming through a post-college road trip around the western states. Sanity is grasped like straws, Vegas howls undead, the Mojave Desert speaks its wisdom, and the woods grow deep in Oregon. It's too hot, it's too cold-the odometer ticks up as juuuust right slips away at every turn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 368\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.82 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 11, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49548301402264,"sku":"9798986619002","price":24.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/8830\/4024\/files\/YX19-q_oFY9798986619002.webp?v=1784867727","url":"https:\/\/thepinkflamingobooks.myshopify.com\/products\/goldilocks-paperback","provider":"The Pink Flamingo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}